Cream of Leachate--could be a new delicacy, Bob Quell. How much to eat a bowl?

Landfill tour fare

Editor: Recently, Keystone Sanitary Landfill held an open house and offered bus tours to hundreds of area residents to see its day-to-day operation.

Afterward, the visitors were treated to hamburgers, hot dogs and ice cream. I can’t think of any activity that gets the digestive juice flowing more than taking in the sights, sounds and unique aromas of the local landfill.

I have an additional menu suggestion, should there be future landfill tours. Since there is plenty of this byproduct to be had, how about hearty bowls of cream of leachate soup?

BOB QUELL

SCRANTON